Disclaimers: I dont like this. Escpecially when it is mentioned at the end of all blabberings.
Anyway, for the sake of formality, let me warn you that these might sound like extreme case of PJ attack or you may look like one idiot doing ROFL on the carpet below your seat.
‘If the World is not in my hands, look under my feet”
“If she goes to shopping, beware you may become the shopping cart”
“Entire outer space is my playground, planets are marbles and stars are flood lights”
“Priest said God is everywhere son. My nephew asked, even in bathroom?
“Moral science teacher said, you should learn to forgive. I said, ma’am can I stand down from the bench now?”
“She said I am the master of universe. Btw, Universe, is my dog’s name”
“I said, if you are the paper then I am the pen. She said, oops idiot you just spilled the ink”
“Wife told a tired husband, I want a son. Husband told; keep your eyes to the east. You will see it first thing in the morning.”
“My mom says, I m handsome. My wife says, there is only hands, rest is troublesome”
“Chennai chicks are too hot to handle, they are in tune with climate”
“No wonder Kerala is God’s own country, he has kept all the good ladies for himself”
“Roads to heaven starts at my house, roads to hell begins at OMR”
“When a girl tells you, I love you, please check your wallet”
“If you hear bells ringing when you see a girl, it’s time to visit a good ENT specialist”
“Falling IN and Falling OFF love are not the same, just like Constipation and Diarrhea.”
“If you are pencil, then challenges are sharpeners. You always come out bold and sharp”
“Men like hot women. Not in Chennai, man, it’s too hot here”
All girls are masala queens cos guys need taste in life
All roads dont lead to success, but not everyone has good GPS
If one day I look sad and I am standing alone, don’t come near me. I am busy ….(let your imagination flow)
“Before marraige we used to love roller coaster rides. Now, she is the roller and i am her coaster.”
A jakas movie:
This is playing at PKN5A180. With the only audience who is the writter, director, producer of this movie.
“CAD is the super hero of the city of keys. He falls in love with CL. But before he could propose, WL the villain activates himself. The entire BS, Home, Shift and all the friends are helpless. They all are inactive because of WL. CAD and CL have to Escape and save the city. CAD activates himself and before WL’s friend ENTER, activates himself, CAD’s friend ESCAPE sacrifices his life. Thereby CAD and CL get freed. A statue is made to honor sacrifice of the CAD’s good friend. It is at the top right corner of the city. On it is written, Esc (Extraordinary and Special Character).
A new villain has entered the city. It’s the exact copy of WL. It’s called CCP. i.e in Part 2.
Starring:
CAD: Ctrl Alt Del
CL: Caps Lock
WL: Windows+L
BS: Backspace (guest appearance)
CCP: Cut Copy Paste
Well, now that I have finished and if you feel like relieving your stress then, you may follow the following instruction.
Take the printout of the below picture
Paste it on your manager’s cabin door
Follow the instruction written on the page in the picture.
No No. That’s ok. You don’t have to thank me for this. You are always welcome. Pleasure is all mine, you see.
------RAJ
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